Reblog to add your fill-in-the-blank answer below (text, image, gifs, whatever)—
"Alice was fascinated by what she saw in Tumblr-land. Competing fandoms, TV show quotes, and cats, cats, cats! But she kept scrolling, and nothing could prepare her for what she saw next: ____________________."
Big news! Penguin is publishing a book of my fairy tales called Alice in Tumblr-land: And Other Fairy Tales for a New Generation. Out 11/05!
From the inside flap:
"The Ugly Duckling still feels gross compared to everyone else, but now she’s got Instagram, and there’s this one filter that makes her look awesome. Cinderella swaps her glass slippers for Crocs. The Tortoise and the Hare Facebook stalk each other. Goldilocks goes gluten-free. And Peter Pan finally has to grow up and ge ta job, or at least start paying rent.
Here are more than one hundred fairy tales, illustrated and re-imagined for today. Instead of fairy godmothers, there’s Siri. And rather than big bad wolves, there are creepy dudes on OkCupid. In our brave new world of social networking, YouTube, and texting, fairy tales can once again lead us to ‘happily ever after’—and have us laughing all the way.”
It will be hardcover, with dust jacket, and fancy endpapers. Cream-colored, dark brown ink. Keepin’ it classy.
240 pages of 150 illustrated fairy tales. Over 70% of the stories are new, and nearly every illustration is new.
Certain characters reappear throughout the book—like Alice, Peter Pan, and Cinderella—with an overarching narrative. So you can read it cover to cover and get the larger story, or you can open up to any page and find a laugh.
I tried really hard to make it something special. If you like what you’ve seen here, you’ll love the book. Ryan Gosling is on the first page, so.
I’ll be posting excerpts, new stories, behind-the-scenes videos and photos, and all sorts of other things—including contests to write or illustrate a fairy tale—in the next two months, so follow on Tumblr,Facebook, or Twitter.
PS Please do share the news and book cover! And send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org if you might want to help be a part of the super-secret street team spreading the word about the book, or if you just want to say hi!