when cinderella left the ball right before midnight, the prince stood in the doorway and watched her go. “i’m so stupid,” he said to himself in bed that night. “did she want me to kiss her? maybe i should’ve kissed her. fuck, i should’ve just kissed her.”
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little red riding hood was being stalked by a big, scary wolf. he cornered her in the entryway to her apartment building and started taking off his pants, but she kneed him in the balls and got him in the face with pepper spray. later that week she borrowed money from her parents and moved to a safer neighborhood.
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